Their stench would cause Chuck Norris to faint.
They can touch the sun and not get burned.
They are experts in evasive flight.
They are..... Stinkbugs, one of the greatest nuisances of our time.
Using my extensive research, I have developed full proof methods to rid your home of these invaders.
Step 1: Grab a napkin
Step 2: Wait for the Stinkbug to land, then grab it with the napkin.
Step 3: Put the stinkbug in the toilet or trashcan.
As you can see, these steps are extremely difficult so don't be surprised if it takes you five or six tries before you can successfully apprehend the invader.
Nonetheless, never lose hope, and remember, if you follow my instructions success will follow you like a stray dog.
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