How He Loves Personality Types: Who are You?

Here it is, what you’ve all been waiting for. I present, the “How He Loves” personality types. Ready? Let’s go. 

   1.     The “Unforeseen Kissers”

Unforeseen is how they would describe the original lyrics by John Mark McMillan. These people, while claiming they changed the lyrics so that any hormonal teenagers in the service wouldn’t get distracted, really just get very, very, VERY, uncomfortable visualizing a sloppy, wet kiss in the midst of worship. Worship should be holy, and there’s nothing holy about imagining heaven and earth having a little “get a room” session.  

   2.     The “Passionate Kissers”.

 They have no problem with JMM’s original lyrics, they really don’t. In fact, look at their IPods, burned CD’s, and Spotify accounts and you’d find that JMM’s version is really their favorite. However, they know this is a touchy subject so the middle ground of “Passionate Kiss” was made. To put it bluntly, political correctness is strong with these ones. 
 

   3.     The “Sloppy, wet kisser”

Finally, our third, polarizing camp. There are actually three types of people in this camp. The first, is uber-comfortable with their relationship with the Father. Big bro Jesus really is their best friend, like, for real. These lyrics express the freedom and openness with have with Abba, Daddy God.

Then there are the purists. Their banner reads, “Let’s sing it the way it was supposed to be sung!” The “Unforeseen Kissers” believe the purists to be JMM groupies while the “Passionate Kissers” support them behind the scenes.

Lastly, there is, “The Jokers”.  Now this group is very cunning. They’ll usually give a very spiritual explanation for why they prefer JMM’s original lyrics, such as, “The imagery of sloppy wet kiss represents heaven, touching earth and leaving its imprint in a tangible and lasting way. Earth is never the same”. But this is not the truth. You see, their position isn’t influenced by teenagers, their relationship with God, and they will not be bullied by political correctness. You see some men (and women), just want to watch the world squirm.