It's to darn cold outside. My nose begins to look like Rudolph's. My fingers freeze and look like icicles. My toes feel like frozen mini corn dogs. My hair becomes brittle and dry..... ...................................................................I can't wait until summer. At least then it will be to darn hot outside. The soles of my shoes will melt on the pavement. My hair will burn like a forest fire. My toes will look like corn dogs straight out the oven. My fingers turn into burnt crunchy sausages(crunchy because of the bone inside). And then I will say.....
It's to darn hot outside.
